alltimeangela:

why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend

ccarcass:

sometimes I really feel like ruining all of my relationships so that I know I did it on purpose instead of them leaving me because I’m not good enough for them

radiatethisfrequency:

it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me 

babytitty:

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

why do y’all do this?

From Kim Gordon’s issue of Mono.Kultur, Spring 2013

vaspim:

If anyone ever hurts you I will hurt them

merosse:

rossroads:

How to Scramble Eggs with Gordon Ramsay

1. he seems like a chill mofo to hang with

2. what the hell have i been eating my entire life

my life has been changed forever